var story="" function CkNme(XNme) { var UcNme = XNme.toUpperCase() var LcNme = XNme.toLowerCase() if (XNme==UcNme || XNme==LcNme){ XNme = LcNme; XNme = XNme.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + XNme.substring(1,15); } return XNme; } function compute(fern) { if(fern.gender.value == "Male"){ var boyGirl = "BOY" var heShe = "he" var heSheCap = "He" var hisHer = "his" var hisHerCap = "His" var himHer = "him" var himherSelf = "himself" var boyGirlPet = "girl" var himHerPet = "her" var hisHerCapPet = "Her" var heSheCapPet = "She" var heShePet = "she" var hisHerPet = "her" } else { var boyGirl = "GIRL" var heShe = "she" var heSheCap = "She" var hisHer = "her" var hisHerCap = "Her" var himHer = "her" var himherSelf = "herself" var boyGirlPet = "boy" var himHerPet = "him" var hisHerCapPet = "His" var heSheCapPet = "He" var heShePet = "he" var hisHerPet = "his" } var rel = fern.rel.value var relCap=rel.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + rel.substring(1,15); var x = fern.rel.selectedIndex if(x/2==Math.floor(x/2)){ var RheSheCap="He" var RheShe="he" var RhimHer="him" var RhisHer="his" var RhimselfHerself="himself" } else{ var RheSheCap="She" var RheShe="she" var RhimHer="her" var RhisHer="her" var RhimselfHerself="herself" } var firstNme = fern.firstNme.value; firstNme = CkNme(firstNme); var lastNme = fern.lastNme.value lastNme = CkNme(lastNme); var firstNmeCap = firstNme.toUpperCase(); var lastNmeCap = lastNme.toUpperCase(); var pet = fern.pet.value; var petNme=fern.petNme.value; var petCaps = pet.toUpperCase(); var petGro = new Array("get big","stay little") var petSz = fern.petSz.value; var x = fern.petSz.selectedIndex; var petSoon = petGro[x]; var petKid = new Array("puppy", "kitten", "hamster", "bunny", "bird","rat") var petAct1 = new Array("ran and jumped and played", "ran and jumped and played", "ran on the bed and played", "hopped and played and snuggled ", "hopped on "+firstNme+"'s finger and sang","ran on the rug and played") var petAct2 = new Array("licked","purred for","sniffed","sniffed","kissed","sniffed") var petAct3 = new Array("run and jump and play with", "run and jump and play with", "run on the bed and play with", "hop and play and snuggle with", "hop on "+firstNme+"'s finger and sing to","run on the rug and play with") var x = fern.pet.selectedIndex var petPup = petKid[x] var petPlay1 = petAct1[x] var petPlay2 = petAct2[x] var petPlay3 = petAct3[x] var age = fern.age.value var aged = new Array("six", "seven","eight","nine","ten") var x = fern.age.selectedIndex var age1= aged[x] var Hue = fern.Hue.value var poster = "

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
For "+firstNme+"
From "+relCap+"
I hope you love your pet.

"; var notice="

You have a good story, "+firstNme+". But, you can do more. Find some colors and make a picture of your story. Then read it to your family. Then read it to a friend. They will like it, too.

"; //*** var story = (" A Pet for "+firstNme+" "); story +=""; story +="

A Pet for "+firstNme+" "; story +="
^{by " + firstNme + " " + lastNme + "}

"; story +="

One day "+firstNme+" said to "+hisHer+" "+rel+", \"I will be "+age+" on my next birthday. I am big. I wish I had a "+pet+". A "+pet+" just for me. I will be good to "+himHerPet+". May I have one, "+relCap+"?\""; story +="

"+hisHerCap+" "+rel+" said, \"Umm... \" But, "+RheShe+" did not say yes and "+RheShe+" did not say no. "+firstNme+" went out to play."; story +="

At first, all "+firstNme+" wanted was a "+pet+". Then "+hisHer+" wish got bigger and bigger. "+hisHerCap+" "+pet+" had to be "+petSz+" and "+Hue+". "+heSheCap+" named "+himHerPet+" "+petNme+"."; story +="

"+heSheCapPet+" "+petPlay1+" with "+himHer+". "+heSheCapPet+" did tricks. "+heSheCapPet+" was funny. "+petNme+" loved "+firstNme+" and "+firstNme+" loved "+petNme+". They were best friends."; story +="

Every day "+heShe+" asked "+hisHer+" "+rel+", \"May I have a "+pet+" like "+petNme+"?\""; story +="

Every day "+hisHer+" "+rel+" said, \"Umm... \" But, "+RheShe+" never said yes and "+RheShe+" never said no. "+firstNme+" went out to play."; story +="

Then one day it was "+firstNme+"’s birthday. "+heSheCap+" got up and went to find "+hisHer+" "+rel+". "+heSheCap+" saw a big box on the table. It had a tag. The tag said, "; story +=poster+" "; story +="

At first "+firstNme+" did not love the fish. It was NOT a "+petSz+" "+Hue+" "+pet+". It did NOT "+petPlay3+" "+himHer+". It did NOT do tricks. And, it was NOT funny."; story +="

"+firstNme+" put the fish by "+hisHer+" bed. "+heSheCap+" fed it. It swam around and around in the fish tank."; story +="

One, two, three, four, five days passed. On the sixth day, "+firstNme+" looked at "+hisHer+" fish. It was blue. It was pretty. And, it also looked back at "+himHer+"."; story +="

"+heSheCap+" said, \"Okay. Your name will be "+petNme+". You will be my "+petCaps+". We will be good friends.\""; story +="

"+petNme+" kissed the glass with "+hisHerPet+" lips. Then "+heShePet+" swam all around the tank fast. "+heSheCapPet+" flipped "+hisHerPet+" fins and came back to "+firstNme+". "+petNme+" was funny. "+hisHerCapPet+" trick was just for "+himHer+"!"; story +="

From that day on "+firstNme+" and "+petNme+" were pals. "+heSheCap+" was good to "+himHerPet+". "+heSheCapPet+" flipped "+hisHerPet+" fins for "+himHer+". "+heSheCapPet+" made "+himHer+" smile."; story +="

Then one day "+firstNme+" was almost "+age1+". "+hisHerCap+" "+rel+" said, \"You have taken good care of "+petNme+". Do you want a "+petPup+" for your birthday? A "+Hue+" one that will "+petSoon+"?\""; story +="

"+firstNme+" did not say \"Umm...\" "+heSheCap+" said, \"YES!\""; story +="

The next day "+firstNme+" picked out "+hisHer+" "+pet+". "+heSheCapPet+" was "+Hue+" just like "+heShe+" wanted. "+heSheCapPet+" "+petPlay1+". "+heSheCapPet+" "+petPlay2+" "+himHer+" and loved "+himHer+". The two of them were happy!"; story +="

\"What will I call "+himHerPet+"?\" "+firstNme+" asked. \""+hisHerCapPet+" name cannot be "+petNme+".\""; story +="

"+hisHerCap+" "+rel+" said, \"Why not name "+himHerPet+" "+petNme+" the Second? You can call "+himHerPet+" "+petNme+", too. You will have two pet "+petNme+"s.\""; story +="

And, that is just what "+firstNme+" did."; story +=notice; story +="

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